June 2009
91 posts
May 2009
98 posts
and you thought it was caffeine... →
"Proud non-reader" Kanye West turns author -... →
nathaliekossek:
Kanye West is a d-bag.
I’m pretty sure Nathalie nailed it… d-bag…
The Best Dream Ever
This morning I woke up and was really excited to tell you about the dream i had last night. So here I am, typing it up, letting you know that I forgot what my dream was. shit.
I’m watching the movie next friday right now. They are editing out all of the cuss words but the N word. WTF is that bullshit all about?
Amuse yourself. Click this and read the reviews. →
high speed pursuit
Last night i had a dream that i was being chased by the cops. I’m not sure why they were chasing me, but it was fast… it was exciting… and i was a really good driver.
and now i know that if the cops chase me for any reason I can totally get away, so I’ve got that going for me… which is nice…
smothered in ketchup
i just dropped my meatless corn dog on the floor. it made me sad for about a second, then i picked it up and dusted it off (y’know because of the 5 second rule). then i realized that i’ve eaten way worse than a corn dog that has been on the floor, so i dumped ketchup on it and took that baby to the face.
Momma Kendall’s quote of the day, “tell Kobe that if they don’t win, I’m gonna be really pissed off”
What the world?
When did toothbrushes stop being referred to simply as “toothbrushes” and instead become “manual toothbrushes”? Are we so technologically advanced as a society that we need to categorize things based on whether or not they are robots?
My Tumblarity
i am currently rated as a 7 in Tumblarity.
1) I don’t know what that means or how it is calculated
2) i don’t care
3) does that mean that my blog sucks?
4) i still don’t care
5) if that number goes up will i feel better about myself? probably not. I’m already pretty awesome
6) I’m probably never going to care.
