August 2009
90 posts
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July 2009
126 posts
Trainwreck: “any time someone is bleeding from an orifice, I’m stoked”
Trainwreck: “I’ve been taking shots regularly since I was 11”
Trainwreck, “I’ll be right back, I’m going to sprint to the next bar and take a shot of tequila”
Quotes from the girl at the bar that calls herself “trainwreck”. “I drink on the way home from work all the time! It’s a 45 minute drive. You know how drunk you can get in 45 minutes!?”. Wow. Perfect self-claimed nickname.
Maybe I blew it driving through castroville and getting stuck in pch traffic. But at least I got a big bag of fruit and a pound of raw almonds from the stand on the side of the road
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Watchwork those muscles ladies…. ha
I just sat in a bar for 50 minutes with no shirt
“(347): in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me… then...”
– http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
shmallow
it turns out that marshmallows that expire in September of 2008 don’t taste as good in July of 2009.
“Man, it’s feels so good to punch someone in the face”
– Mike Noe
