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Herein lies the randomness that is the thought process of Scott Kendall's brain. Occasionally you will find a gem of knowledge and/or entertainment floating amid this sea of crap, but mostly you'll just find something to waste a few minutes of your life.

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20 November 09

I Rarely Remember My Dreams

but last night…

i’m inside a small plane with a group of people about to skydive, when suddenly the door of the plane is flung open, the crew shuffles quickly toward the door and I am left standing alone in my jumpsuit.  I quickly notice the pilot is still up front.

“Dude?!” i ask,  ”i’m not strapped to anyone and i’ve never done this before! What am i supposed to do?!”

“Just jump out, you’re good to go!” he replies.

So i step to the edge of the open door…

“Wait, should i be wearing some sort of harness?” i ask.

He turns and looks at me, “Oh yeah, sorry.  Put on a parachute.”

Thanks man.  Way to almost let me jump out of a plane with no chute.  dick.

I woke up before I jumped, nervous and anxious yet strangely intrigued by the thought of skydiving. anyone want to go?

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh